I sat down and asked myself some questions that I already know the answers to. I articulated them in hyperlinks and sarcasm for all of you:
What I’m Looking For: editorial assistant position for magazines, books or digital content (orsomething that will prep me for editorial like a closet job)
What I’m Using: job boards like ed2010, indeed, media bistro, muse, linkedin etc.
How My Expectations Have Changed: getting an email response feels like Christmas morningnow after getting ghosted so many times. Actual words addressed to yours truly means my resumé didn’t fall into a black abyss, like most (of mine) do
How Many Times I’ve Edited My Resume Since May: No more than 1,234 and no less than 967 times
What’s Important In a Job: Not that I can be picky, but in any role I land, I want to be pushed creatively on a regular basis
How Many Times Have You Gotten Dry Mouth In An Interview: how many interviews have I had?
Who Tells You To Enjoy Your Free Time: those people whose credit cards are not subtly hidden in my wallet (**for emergencies and gas and sometimes pizza only**) and also my mom
What You Actually Do With Your Free Time: complain about having writer’s block until no one listens anymore and so I talk to my blank word doc, stalk my one friend in stalking distance, stand on my father’s office desk and stomp my feet
How Boredom And Aggression Are Manifesting: road rage & rosé
How Close Have You Come To Landing A Gig: contents-of-this-mirror-are-closer-than-they-appear close. like me v. interviewee #2. #2 won
How You Took It: I revamped this blog.